By Larry GLicken

I’M QUITE SURE IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN, BUT IT WOULD BE NICE IF FORMER DODGER BRETT BUTLER COULD SIT DOWN WITH SMOKELESS TOBACCO USERS LIKE JOSH HAMILTON AND TAKE THEM THROUGH THE HORRORS OF THE ESOPHAGEAL CANCER HE NARROWLY BEAT AFTER YEARS OF INDULGING “CHEW” DURING HIS CAREER IN CHAVEZ RAVINE. HE SHOULD DESCRIBE FOR SKOAL ADDICTS IN MINUTE DETAIL HOW THE ACT OF SWALLOWING FEELS AS IF YOU’RE INGESTING CRUSHED GLASS AND RAZOR BLADES ONCE CANCER HAS SET UP CAMP IN YOUR THROAT.  MOST PLAYERS  WON’T LISTEN. BUT IF HIS ADVICE SAVES EVEN ONE PLAYER FROM THE RAVAGES OF THAT DISEASE IT WOULD BE WELL WORTH IT

 

CLIFFORD

SANTA MONICA

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